Riiiiiight

Yesterday at lunch following a discussion about summertime, being at the beach, etc:

Me: "I can't even tan though, it's not worth trying."
Friend: "Well I can't either!"
Me: "But you're darker than I am!"
(hold up arms to compare...)
Friend: "Ooo, you're right. We should be best friends so I can be 'the tan one.'"