Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Attention, internet users

I would like to make the following announcement for the greater good, general use of the internet, and my personal sanity:

Just because you read something on the internet does not make it true. This includes any emails, whether or not you have received them from people you know or consider to be reliable sources. Especially if they involve some sort of new deadly poisonous insect or gang initiation rituals.

Thank you for your time.

1 comment:

Stereoette said...

but rachel! everything you receive in email form is true! EVERYBODY KNOWS that gangs hide under your car while you're getting gas and use your cellphone while you're not looking which will cause your car to blow up if you dont email this to the next 137 people in your address book because MICROSOFT IS WATCHING YOU and plus you will SADDEN THE BABY JESUS if you break this chain!!!!