Yeah, it's been a while since we've had one of these.
This comes from the fabulous flatmate, Gina (who I would refer to as a roommate, but that's kind of untrue, since we each have our own room, you know?). Gina was in a wedding last weekend, and had the following conversation with the groom, henceforth referred to as "F", the night before the wedding:
G: You know, it might not be a bad idea to get her a card or something tomorrow.
F: No! We agreed there would be no presents! No presents!
G: Yeah, but just a card! A card would be nice.
F: Fine. So, uh, do they make "I'm Going to Marry You Today" cards?!
G (muffling laughter): ... ... ... I think a regular "I Love You" one will do the trick.
F (relieved): Cool.