This idea was blatantly stolen from another blogger, which I think should be taken as a compliment, because it's such a good one.
In no particular order...
"Don't ever make out with your son."
"Hiney. I hate the word hiney."
"Toothless man @ bus stop just smiled at me and said 'Hola.' I am so impressed and flattered. How very multicultural of him. Or not at all. Even a little bit."
"Whiney white boy music at tonight's concert. Bleh!"
"There's a woman at the bar w/ light-up shoes! Thought u'd appreciate that."
"I do what I can for my nation and its people."
"What Ninja Turtle am I?~ ~Raphael.~~Sweet."
"Damn you extreme home makeover for making me sit here crying like a baby"
"When you stand beside the ocean, i hope you feel small."